I drew some pirates on a boat. The Captain said, "Get ready to fire!" Before he could fire, the second-in-command said, "Stop it, you crewman! You're not even a captain." Then the second-in-command threw off the cannons. They were shooting at a sea serpent because it broke off the one of the crew-mates' legs at the hip. That's it.
Yup, that pretty much says it all. Hope your day has been uneventful and that all of your sea monsters are behaving themselves.