Awesome.

You know that feeling you get when you discover you're in the process of driving onto a one-way street, and you have just enough time to back up before a truck crushes the life out of you?  Isn't that an amazing feeling?  And that feeling when you back up, and discover that the source of the tooth-jarring thunk! is only a telephone pole, and not another car?  I LOVE that feeling!  And the feeling when you get out of the car to find that the tooth-jarring thunk! left nary a scratch nor a dent in your erstwhile vehicle?  Yeah, I love that feeling, too. 

And that, ladies and jellybeans, about sums up my morning.